collegehumor:

Pizza Hut: Now Serving Vegetables

Now that pizza’s a vegetable I’m officially a vegetarian.

collegehumor:

Car Sinks In Background Of No Parking Sign

Don’t think that’ll get you out of paying the ticket either.

eroticsensation:

Great for…

Hitting your g-spot.

How does it work?

Lie face up on the bed with your legs straight up in the air. Your man kneels on the bed behind you, holds onto your legs for leverage and thrusts!

The turn-ons

With one hand he can push your legs together so he feels fuller inside you and with the other he can touch you wherever he likes.

sportspage:

nfloffseason:

MJD with the “LeBron powder” TD celebration vs. the Browns.

In Cleveland.

Brutal.

Ouch.

sportspage:

He’s coming back Monday night.

collegehumor:

Clever Answer To Where Will You Be In 10 Years

She’s fully committed to doing nothing with her life until that day.